Tony La Russa loves to drink. So do we. In honor of the old skipper we have created a unit of measure to decipher just how drunk you are. 1.0 TLR refers to the normal human being feeling the usual effects of too much alcohol. 1.0 TLR is Tony’s breakfast. There have been reports of people achieving 5.0 TLR.
Ex: IM HUNG THE FUCK OVER. SOMETHING SOMETHING 5.0 TLR LAST NIGHT