A color-coded chart using varying shades of purple, used to express the amount of time until a Dodgers game begins, and thus the relative anxiety the angry horde feels without a Game Threat. With 30 minutes remaining until game time, and with no Game Threat posted, MSTI reaches Threat Level Midnight, which causes Grimaces to flood the current post until Mike appeases us with a Game Threat
Founded in 2013 and hosted by Purple Drank, the MSTY’s are MSTI’s version of the ESPY’s, which are awarded annually during the All-Star break. Awards handed out include: Poster of the Year, Post of the Year, Photoshop/MSPaint of the Year, Oppresive/Awesome Moderator of the Year, Rookie of the Year, Uplifting Story of the Year, and a Lifetime Achievement Award.
The following photo was taken at the inaugural MSTY ceremony in 2013 http://i.imgur.com/ScWzhK3.jpg
Shamelessly embedding a tweet to receive 8 or more “likes”
*editor’s note - this may be more commonly known as Tonying.
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And for at least a day, people referred to “likes” as “faps”, so you may see it every now and then.
Verb. [ambitrans.] Fap, fapping
Noun: When the word slave is late with the game thread, the angry hordes demand a game threat!
Term used to describe when either a ridiculously pessimistic or ridiculously outlandish argument is made. For example,
Cecil: Hey Jeith, we sure should trade that Matt Kemp guy.
Lately it seems like the #BullPenIsAProblem all the time.
Stands for “The Douche That Bats In Front Of Tulo” and is used to refer to Carlos “Cargo” Gonzalez of the Rockies. The second abbreviation is used when Tulo is out of the lineup and means “The Douche That Would Bat In Front Of Tulo”.